Wassuup Pantar log.....ke chal ra re baba!!
Yaha apn ka sab MAST chal ra..
Bht time hogaya kuch likha nahi.. bht mahiney se dimag mai tha kuch likhu.. but time nahi mil pa raha tha..Finally aj mila!
Mera naam Keira Shin...Likhti mai muhfat..naa sar mai koi lagam aur na mere muh par...!
Gurgaon mai apn pichley 4 mahiney se reh ra aur in mahino mai ye smjh aya ki yaha key logo* ko kuch aye na aye ...bas ek chij achey sey ata hai..
CTRL+X, CTRL+C and CTRL+V..!!
Iski topi uskey sar.. iska idea uska chepa..bas isi sab mai dhakkka kha rha yaha ka bacchha aur buddha!
Competitors kya kar rahey hai?..linkedin mai kya update dala..twitter mai follow kARO...apna kuch genuine ghanta na karo!!
Mujhey dikkat hoti hai bht..bht jada..logo ko smjhney mai...specially vo jo dikhatey kuch aur hotey kuch aur...ab companies mai he dekhlo..Sab* CEO ki chat tey!
Suno ye kahani 4 mahiney hai purani... Lagi thi mere naukri navi navi..EMPLOYEE ENGAGEMENT key sector mai kartey they kaam..EMPLOYEE ENGAGEMNT key naam pey ban rahey they chutiye sab yaar....Vo bola SIR we will give you an mobile solution platform...to increase your productivity and efficiency...abey HAATTTT... e bachkaney khud ki company ki nayya he tut rakhi ...dusri ki company kya sambhal rahey ??
Employee Engagment key naam par kartey kala kaam tum..Bas peeth thap thapatey jab karey good work log...aur job sey nikal dete agar recession hai ata...ye nahi dekhtey ki employee experience key liye kitney mahino sey marwa raha...Kuch chand piso key liye logo key sapney tod rakhey, mod rakhey, daba rakhey, gayab hai kar rakhey hai...Ye farebi hai katrety...kartey bas paisa paisa paisa ...paiso ko khayega re tu?
Mom, I want to be a writer.. nahi karni ye bhaadey ki naukri, nahi jeene ye gulami ki zindagi.
Haan mai likhu apney dil se.. mai independent writer... tum bachkaney bolo likh company ka appreciation..abey kyu? ye profile hai kya mere?
Allah ney diya likhney ka tofa pyaara..mujhey pey kiya aitbaar inna sara... mai kai ko kharach karu tere gandagi, jhuthi baato, farebi key jaal mai.
BIG DATA, A.I., BLOCKCHAIN teko samajh mai nahi ata...tu dikhata hai tu janta sab but asal mai teko C++ bhi na aa raha
bas kar yaar aur kitna banega fake...Logo ki maar raha apney profit key sake! Yaad hai na tu bola tha..you have a lot of intelligence and creativity..kya hua uska.. tuney kiya fraud...3 mahiney hogaye ab..Kaha hai re mera offer letter!!
In haramiyo sey dur raho..ye kisi key na sagey...Yeh log boley Aj Office aakey kaam karo..104 degree ho bhukar ya tumharey ghar mai koi marey..
Insaaniyat key natey..Insaaniyat se dur bhagtey.. Company chalaye ya Charitable trust hai ye kehtey...?
Magar.... tum Shayad Employee Engagement key sector mai he to kaam kartey?
Log yaha bas Kehney ko kama rahey.. but apni hai marwa rahey..BOSS ki dekho sab kitna chaat rahey...Growth ki naam pey padi thandak hai.. Gurgaon mai dekho kitna Air pollution hai!
Ciggi pey Ciggi ...haan Ciggi pey Ciggi... dum hooka ganja employees sab kheech rahey...mehnat kar kar kar...apney talwey hai bas ghis rahey!
Tum boley log hai bekaar suta kyu maar rahey... vo ghar ka aleka kamaney wala hai....tumhey kya pta vo kabsey DEPRESSION mai.. !
Bechara ghar bhi nahi ja paraha, Garam khana na kha pa raha, achey sey bhi na so pa raha....Tod diye sapney usney...Chod diye dost apney bas laga hai apna career bananey mai!!
Soch, Soch, Sochna hai jaruri..apna dimag lagana bhi hai jaruri... 1:5 ka hai female to men ratio..usmey bhi tassali kaha...chalo ladkiyo mai comment karo..dekho dekho dekho aj ye kaisi ban key ayi hai, Lipstick kitni RED lagai, Pakka aj iski thukai hai..haan paaka aj iski thukai hai!!
9 to 9 log apni marwatey.. 2 ghantey ka overtime bhi kar key jatey...Abhi mehnat kar lo baad mai life achhi hai? Yaad hai nai 12th key baad kya hua tha...kaisey lag gaye thi..Bhuley to nhi ?
KADAK BAN mat reh tu chup chap... bina galti kyu sahey gali tu?
Teko jo karna hai ab karna hai... Andhakar sey ab ladna hai...Apna ujala khud banna hai.. apney budey maa baap ko proud feel karwana hai!
Khud pey tu Vishwas kar, Khud pey kar mehnat..Boss ki maa ki aankh...Usko tu sarey hat!
Alag ban, deeth ban, Na jhuk tu..Na nirash ho tu...
Mehnat karna chup chap .. dikhawa na karna tu...Upar wala hai Sachha vo in Gaddaro ko dekh raha!!
Ayega faislega ka din...na hogi inpey company aur inkey sabsey valuable assests.
Bhai log ye ek khani thi mere jubani...Apn sachai bolta..na ghamand dikhata...aur ye ***TIYE her conference mai kehta EMPLOYEE RETENTION na ho pata!!
OVER & OUT for some time..
@Keira_Shin back soon..!
*Terms & Conditions Apply. #BohtHard :D
Yaha apn ka sab MAST chal ra..
Bht time hogaya kuch likha nahi.. bht mahiney se dimag mai tha kuch likhu.. but time nahi mil pa raha tha..Finally aj mila!
Mera naam Keira Shin...Likhti mai muhfat..naa sar mai koi lagam aur na mere muh par...!
Gurgaon mai apn pichley 4 mahiney se reh ra aur in mahino mai ye smjh aya ki yaha key logo* ko kuch aye na aye ...bas ek chij achey sey ata hai..
CTRL+X, CTRL+C and CTRL+V..!!
Iski topi uskey sar.. iska idea uska chepa..bas isi sab mai dhakkka kha rha yaha ka bacchha aur buddha!
Competitors kya kar rahey hai?..linkedin mai kya update dala..twitter mai follow kARO...apna kuch genuine ghanta na karo!!
Mujhey dikkat hoti hai bht..bht jada..logo ko smjhney mai...specially vo jo dikhatey kuch aur hotey kuch aur...ab companies mai he dekhlo..Sab* CEO ki chat tey!
Suno ye kahani 4 mahiney hai purani... Lagi thi mere naukri navi navi..EMPLOYEE ENGAGEMENT key sector mai kartey they kaam..EMPLOYEE ENGAGEMNT key naam pey ban rahey they chutiye sab yaar....Vo bola SIR we will give you an mobile solution platform...to increase your productivity and efficiency...abey HAATTTT... e bachkaney khud ki company ki nayya he tut rakhi ...dusri ki company kya sambhal rahey ??
Employee Engagment key naam par kartey kala kaam tum..Bas peeth thap thapatey jab karey good work log...aur job sey nikal dete agar recession hai ata...ye nahi dekhtey ki employee experience key liye kitney mahino sey marwa raha...Kuch chand piso key liye logo key sapney tod rakhey, mod rakhey, daba rakhey, gayab hai kar rakhey hai...Ye farebi hai katrety...kartey bas paisa paisa paisa ...paiso ko khayega re tu?
Mom, I want to be a writer.. nahi karni ye bhaadey ki naukri, nahi jeene ye gulami ki zindagi.
Haan mai likhu apney dil se.. mai independent writer... tum bachkaney bolo likh company ka appreciation..abey kyu? ye profile hai kya mere?
Allah ney diya likhney ka tofa pyaara..mujhey pey kiya aitbaar inna sara... mai kai ko kharach karu tere gandagi, jhuthi baato, farebi key jaal mai.
BIG DATA, A.I., BLOCKCHAIN teko samajh mai nahi ata...tu dikhata hai tu janta sab but asal mai teko C++ bhi na aa raha
bas kar yaar aur kitna banega fake...Logo ki maar raha apney profit key sake! Yaad hai na tu bola tha..you have a lot of intelligence and creativity..kya hua uska.. tuney kiya fraud...3 mahiney hogaye ab..Kaha hai re mera offer letter!!
In haramiyo sey dur raho..ye kisi key na sagey...Yeh log boley Aj Office aakey kaam karo..104 degree ho bhukar ya tumharey ghar mai koi marey..
Insaaniyat key natey..Insaaniyat se dur bhagtey.. Company chalaye ya Charitable trust hai ye kehtey...?
Magar.... tum Shayad Employee Engagement key sector mai he to kaam kartey?
Log yaha bas Kehney ko kama rahey.. but apni hai marwa rahey..BOSS ki dekho sab kitna chaat rahey...Growth ki naam pey padi thandak hai.. Gurgaon mai dekho kitna Air pollution hai!
Ciggi pey Ciggi ...haan Ciggi pey Ciggi... dum hooka ganja employees sab kheech rahey...mehnat kar kar kar...apney talwey hai bas ghis rahey!
Tum boley log hai bekaar suta kyu maar rahey... vo ghar ka aleka kamaney wala hai....tumhey kya pta vo kabsey DEPRESSION mai.. !
Bechara ghar bhi nahi ja paraha, Garam khana na kha pa raha, achey sey bhi na so pa raha....Tod diye sapney usney...Chod diye dost apney bas laga hai apna career bananey mai!!
Soch, Soch, Sochna hai jaruri..apna dimag lagana bhi hai jaruri... 1:5 ka hai female to men ratio..usmey bhi tassali kaha...chalo ladkiyo mai comment karo..dekho dekho dekho aj ye kaisi ban key ayi hai, Lipstick kitni RED lagai, Pakka aj iski thukai hai..haan paaka aj iski thukai hai!!
9 to 9 log apni marwatey.. 2 ghantey ka overtime bhi kar key jatey...Abhi mehnat kar lo baad mai life achhi hai? Yaad hai nai 12th key baad kya hua tha...kaisey lag gaye thi..Bhuley to nhi ?
KADAK BAN mat reh tu chup chap... bina galti kyu sahey gali tu?
Teko jo karna hai ab karna hai... Andhakar sey ab ladna hai...Apna ujala khud banna hai.. apney budey maa baap ko proud feel karwana hai!
Khud pey tu Vishwas kar, Khud pey kar mehnat..Boss ki maa ki aankh...Usko tu sarey hat!
Alag ban, deeth ban, Na jhuk tu..Na nirash ho tu...
Mehnat karna chup chap .. dikhawa na karna tu...Upar wala hai Sachha vo in Gaddaro ko dekh raha!!
Ayega faislega ka din...na hogi inpey company aur inkey sabsey valuable assests.
Bhai log ye ek khani thi mere jubani...Apn sachai bolta..na ghamand dikhata...aur ye ***TIYE her conference mai kehta EMPLOYEE RETENTION na ho pata!!
OVER & OUT for some time..
@Keira_Shin back soon..!
*Terms & Conditions Apply. #BohtHard :D
